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Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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