I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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