Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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