some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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