Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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