I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
worst night to have a conscience
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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