So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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