i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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