We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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