I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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