I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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