did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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