he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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