Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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