awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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