5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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