he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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