Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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