I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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