just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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