At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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