Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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