we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We had sex on a dog bed..
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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