How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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