it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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