names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Acid is not a monday night drug
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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