last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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