Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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