We should be called the Road Head Warriors
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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