How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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