I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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