she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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