The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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