She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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