why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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