dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You took a bar mat shot.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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