I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
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Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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