Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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