I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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