It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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