hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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