May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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