New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
honey bunches of taint.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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