Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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