**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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