Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
