oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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