what if I'm pregnant?
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I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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