I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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