I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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