Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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