I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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