we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
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