a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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