and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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