lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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